The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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