if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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