so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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