You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so let's talk penis.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
