May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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