Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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