I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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