Jerry, you need to find god
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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