You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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