That's intense
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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