i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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