You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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