I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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