thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard