we're blogging at a bar
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Enjoy the penises
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?