i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You just made me feel so damn special
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
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i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?