On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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