so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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