dude i'm inner monologue high
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
ugly people sure do ruin things
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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