your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Small penises have feelings too.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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