You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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