now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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