Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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