we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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