Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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