i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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