I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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