Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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