i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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