Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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