You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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