yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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