so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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