i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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