It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
