Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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