i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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