After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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