in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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