she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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