So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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