Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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