I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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