The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?