xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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