I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.