I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos