I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
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GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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