hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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