After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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