im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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