i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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