You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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