new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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