we have officially lost it.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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