hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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