I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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