Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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