And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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