K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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